2006-08-30 09:19:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
is it possible DIO ever had LICE?
POLICE=DIOLICE?
2006-08-30 09:27:50 · update #1
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2006-09-01 19:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I found some lice in my hair once at school and I put some in my teacher's coffee.
I thought that was funny, though it may not qualify as a joke.
2006-08-30 16:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by closetcoon_fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call lice crawling up your mother's brother Benjamin's leg?
Uncle Ben's perverted lice.
What happened to Uncle Ben's perverted lice?
It got pissed off.
2006-08-30 16:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard a lice joke in my life.
Never thought I would see this question either.
2006-08-30 16:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man takes his wife to the gynecologist. " Dr., my wife is having some problems and I would like for you to check her out".
The Dr. goes into the exam room and closes the door. He comes out about 3 minutes later and tells the husband,
"I am sorry to say, sir, that your wife has a serious condition.
"Oh my God, what is it?"
" Well, she has the Richard Nixon Syndrome"
Husband freaks out.
"What is that?" he asks.
Dr. says "Bugs in the Oval Office".
2006-08-30 16:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feeling itchy?
2006-08-30 16:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by Nicky Rae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does this have to do with religion and spirituality?
2006-08-30 16:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by athenaty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry none today.....lol.
2006-08-30 16:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by clovenstar_9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋