would you take this final university exam?

Question

instructions: read each question carefully. you have two hours to answer all questions. begin immediately

history=describe the history of the papacy from its origins through to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. be brief, concise and specific

medicine=you have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch whisky. remove your appendix. do not suture until your work has been inspected

public speaking=2500 riot crazed tribal men are storming the classroom. calm them. you may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek

biology=create life. estimate the differences is subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the American ideal. prove your thesis

music=write a piano concerto. orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. you will find a piano under your seat

psychology=based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustration of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis, ramases II, hammuarabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each mans work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate

sociology=estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory

engineering=the disassembled parts of a high powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction Manuel, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision

physics=explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science

philosophy=sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any kind of thought

general knowledge=describe in detail. Be objective and specific

Answer 1

"In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision" Yes but I would get out of the room immediately and be ready to explain that my life is more worthy then risking it in front of a tiger! Hopefully this attitude would be the right one but probably not in the American army though ;-)

Answer 2

I would give 300%

25% for each class

lol ♥

Answer 3

thats very interesting! I would take it

Answer 4

What?