I just wanna hear what all yall think about pick up lines.. good ones cheesey ones, funny ones, stupid ones .. i wanna hear them all.. give em too me
2006-08-30 07:55:48 · 16 answers · asked by misskaykai 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Cheesy!! I can't stand them....
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
2006-08-30 08:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by Love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get off at midnight. I leave work at eleven. Care to join me?
Heaven must be very disappointed now that they lost an angel.
If beauty were light you would shine from a million miles away.
2006-08-30 14:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, My name is Mr. Right. I hear you're looking for me.
My name is Visa, because I'm everywhere you want to be.
You're daddy must have been a (fill in the balnk)
They call me Fred Flinstone, because I will make your bed rock
2006-08-30 15:15:45 · answer #3 · answered by Bamabrat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
are you a parking ticket becouese you got fine written all over you
2006-08-30 15:13:20 · answer #4 · answered by xbxLv_THISGUY 323 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a door I'd bang you all day long.
Okay that's a stupid one but I laughed when I heard it on Howard Stern a few years ago.
2006-08-30 15:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Windseeker_1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just to let u no, lines don't work too well, but......
So did it hurt? (What?) When you fell down from heaven.
Is your father a thief, cuz he must have stole the stars and put em in your eyes.
Good Luck!
2006-08-30 15:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by One_Man_Show 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey baby ,,, shake them, but don't break them because your mama to a long time to make them!!! !lol
i know cheesey i heard it in a movie and its not quite a pick up line,, i know but it is still funny to me ......lol
2006-08-30 15:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best one i have ever heard:
Lick your finger, then touch the other person's shirt.
Say " Lets get these wet clothes off of you"
That is so worth 10 pts.
2006-08-30 14:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by Becky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey baby have you ever had a baby?
or
oh I'm sorry i didn't realize that you were so beautiful until i saw you through my binoculars.
2006-08-30 14:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by ah64dtk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do you believe in pity dates?"
LOL I saw that on a t-shirt at The Hot Tees.
2006-08-30 20:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by kg_queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋