A lady asked for a Dr.Pepper and i replied, "Would you like that Dr.Pepper in a cup, mam?" She said "excuse me" really hateful. I then apologized and asked her if her happy meal was for a boy or girl, she says, "just forget it" and drives off.
Later, I asked another lady if she would like her drink in a cup. she also, angrily said yes. Later in the order she orders another drink. Again I ask her if she would like that in a cup. She sarcastically replies "NO" and then i said through muffled laughs that we only carry cups. Either one of those ladies called and complained on me. Seriously people have no sense of humor.
2006-08-30 07:52:20 · 29 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
1. Tell them their total in pesos
2. Fit in as many 'caddyshack' lines as possible, people never catch them!
3When you say thank you very much, say it in a mumbling fashion managing to say "****" you very much, it works!
4.no matter what they order, always ask "Are you going to eat ALL THAT alone???"
5.Ask customers if they like your uniform?
6.When there are lots of people and its really crowded! Point your finger towards the back of the restaraunt and scream at the top of your lungs, bosses seem to love this one!
7.Before handing them their food, look into the bag and put a face of : (What the hell is that in the bag!!!!)
8.Ask them if they are a frequent flyer member.
9.When someone asks for extra mustard,,, take out most of the inside of one of the buns and fill it entirely of mustard, the mustard goes totally unnoticed until the first bite, the customers seem to love that one too.
10. Play 'retarded Jerry's kid employee ' on a really uptight customer.
2006-08-30 08:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by jos e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Point out the problem that is obesity to the fat people and tell those who stuff their obese children with junk-food that they should be ashamed of themselves and not allowed to have children. After a fat person orders their junk, ask him/her something like "You're not fond of living, are you?" or "You must be really tired of life!" or perhaps "One of these days, you're gonna have a heart attack, and you'll only have yourself to blame.". Yeah, that would be funny, and so true! You can also recommend people to watch the documentary Supersize Me, or simply to look at themselves in the mirror. Additionally, you could hand out panflets informing people about the environmental hazard that is the meat industry, and about the fact that the food grown to feed cattle could put an end to starvation in "third world" countries.
2006-08-30 08:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ricardo P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fairly no longer all workers get loose pop all day long. i understand of a few shops the place the workers can in basic terms drink water. in basic terms through fact McDonald's works heavily with the coke business company it does not precisely recommend they are rolling interior the dough. distinctive funds comes from pop sales so in the event that they only gave it way they'd loose a good chew of earnings. i'd be very involved to appreciate the place/how precise the suggestions you have become is.
2016-12-17 19:51:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask anyone who orders a medium drink if they want it in a small or large cup.
Would u like a straw with your fries
how do u want your burger, medium rare, rare or well done.
Would you like ice in your drink
Lime or lemon in your tea
When someones overweight i would say heres your 1250 calorie burger, 980 calorie large fry, oh and your 10 calorie DIET coke.
Welcome to Burger King would you like to hear about our large pizza special
Ask them when they come to the window to make sure their hands dont touch yours since your still contageous with some kind of yucky disease.
Tell each customer that pulls up to order when done they need to honk twice so you know their done ordering cuz your pa system is messed up
2006-08-30 08:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretend you dont speak english and give them the wrong stuff. Keep apologizing and I know for sure that will tick them off. I hate going places where the people who serve you cant speak english. Its like- WHY DO YOU WORK IN FRONT?? go in the back! I dont hate people but i would at least want to be able to understand them!
2006-08-30 08:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by glorymomof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the reason you work at mcdonalds.i know some people that work there cause they are tryin to get higher.you wont get nowhere. but you could kinda hide your name tag when your messin with someone.when someone fat orders stuff say, "do you really need any more poundage. maybe you should get a salad." but DO NOT say that to a pregnant woman!!!!and also they just wanted to eat so you should mellow out.
2006-08-30 09:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by NicoleLeanne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
repeat the order but with different stuff....if they want a number 2 with a coke go okay thats a number 5 with a rootbeer. Or even better.....with food served at a different place....they order a Big Mac, you say okay a Whopper...that will have everyone confused...
2006-08-30 08:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Why_Am_I_Here 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have no "sense" of humor. B/c if you did you would "sense" that working in a customer-oriented position is not the time & place for humor. Not trying to be negative just realistic. If you like getting a paycheck maybe you should get another job, working with kids or at a joke shop - where your sarcastic humor can be appreciated.
2006-08-30 07:59:16 · answer #8 · answered by Steph 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sorry to hear about people, I am a bus driver and I find the public very rude and I know employees who make customers mad
2006-08-30 07:57:48 · answer #9 · answered by frankmilano610 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Open thier bag to double check their order. Pull out a fry and eat it.
2006-08-30 07:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋