Aw please... you gotta help me! I'm 50 grand in the hole! Maybe I can beg Midge to let me move in with her.
2006-08-30 07:27:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Insurance
Burn myself? Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jack*ss, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
2006-08-30 07:38:40 · update #1
Have you considered a credit bureau?
Take a job in one, light it on fire, and say they burnt your $50,000 stapler.
Bingo-Bango, your set.
2006-08-30 07:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Good luck chief 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't you know that insurance compaines have special units to investigate fraudulant claims.? I don't care if you are 50 grand in the hole, you commited insurance fraud and I hope they find out and press charges.
New flash: Insurance fraud = Jail
2006-08-30 10:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a guy that burned some expensive cigars
in a small succession of fires, then claimed and got some money but got done for arson eventually..
2006-08-30 13:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn the bank. That way the employees run out and you can run in and take the money and try to make it back out. lol
2006-08-30 08:24:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn down the institutions you owe money to? *shrug* the details and questions people post are well, inane.
2006-08-30 07:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by paratechfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Siintis, you could burn your clothing because you won't need it in prison.
2006-08-30 08:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by Michael K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have life insurance try burning yourself.
2006-08-30 07:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
burn rubber getting the heck out of Dodge, before the fraud investigators read this board?
2006-08-30 08:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have the perfect answer for, unfortunately, you need a car for it to work. You should have asked sooner.
2006-08-30 07:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about burning yourself
2006-08-30 07:34:21 · answer #10 · answered by Jack 'N' Box 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋