Why don't blondes eat pickles.
Because they can't find the zipper on the jar.
2006-08-30 07:26:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!!!!! gotta remember that one
2006-08-30 08:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was an alrite joke but heres 1 4 u.
1 nite it rained hard and it hailled too. and this 1 blonde ladys really nice car got hail dents all over it. so she took it to the shop and asked the man if he could pop the dents out for her and he said u know it would cost u alot of money for me too pop those dents out when you can do it by yourself. she says how do i do that? well u take it back home and u blow on the exast pipe as hard as you can and it will pop all those dents out! no **** she says. alrite so she goes home and blows on the exast pipe. and her naghbor sees her and shes a blonde to and she says what are u doing? the other 1 says well the guy down at the car shop said to blow on the exast pipe and it would pop all the dents out of my car. well u idiot she says it wont work u have ur windows rolled down
2006-08-30 14:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by broken flame 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theres the easter bunny, bigfoot, a dumb blonde , and a smart blonde. A 5 dollar bill flys by. Who goes to get it?
A:The dumb blonde. The others dont exsist.
2006-08-30 14:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by Stephie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blonde was trying to cross the river and seen another blonde on the other side and asked how to get to the other side the other blonde replyed you are on the other side
2006-08-30 14:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by twopipes1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so they only eat things that have a zipper on them? didn't know that.
2006-08-30 14:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha wow ^^shame on you guys who don't get it lol â¥
2006-08-30 16:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um,,, could go for cucumbers too!! or bananas!!1
2006-08-30 14:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not funny
2006-08-30 15:14:04 · answer #8 · answered by pighunter1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny...lol
2006-08-30 14:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
2006-08-30 14:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋