You know, getting knocked up by someone other than her husband. And did god wiggle way up in them guts of hers?
2006-08-30 07:12:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Funny you should ask- it has been a family secret for many years. My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand father Ezikiah saw Mary walking home with her flock of sheep one night. He offered to give her a ride home on his donkey, she accepted, but what do you know, the donkey "broke down" in the middle of the field. They hunkered down for the night, drunk some wine, Ezikiah told Mary her eyes were like the stars, you see where this is going. The next morning he jetted before she woke, leaving a note telling her "last night was miraculous". Little did he know!!
Anyways, we in the family try to keep this secret on the down low, seeing as it could spoil about 2,000 years of religious history and all.
2006-08-30 07:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by s_e_e 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
virgin births were actually quite common in that day and age. That seems to happen when the penalty for cheating on your husband was death by stoning.
The other thing is all proper greek legends came from some impregnation from the gods. It's likely that the virgin birth part of the bible was added to be more acceptable to the greeks to which the early Christians were trying to convert.
The last possibilty is that it was a mistranslation in the bible that caused the confusion, and there was never meant to be a virgin birth in the bible.
2006-08-30 14:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does your mommy know you are playing on the Internet again? You are such a silly little boy! You had better go get down on your knees and ask God to forgive you for your stupidity.
2006-08-30 14:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Virgin is just a error in tranlation way back, it was the Maiden Mary, that meant young bride. She was not a virgin. Kinda silly on the part of religious folk to get all fire up about it eh?
2006-08-30 14:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It probably happened like this... Mary: "I'm going out for a while..."
Joseph: "You'd better come back soon and if not have a good excuse for what took so long!"
Joseph: "What took you so long?? Where have you been??"
Mary
2006-08-30 14:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes when people ask questions like this, it reveals their own struggles and problems. Do you have family problems similar to your question but just that you are using other characters but not yr own family? I really feel sorry for you. You must have a lot of pain inside. Pitiful.
2006-08-30 14:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by JasonLee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People have gotten "knocked up" before without being complete whores.
2006-08-30 14:16:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yep thats why the Whore of Babylon was so jealous!
I'm sure she shouted "OH GOD!! OH GOD!! OH GOD!!!" when this happened. Im sure she was happy though musta been the best thing that ever happened in human history.
2006-08-30 14:18:41 · answer #8 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Im going to put my feet up, light a cigar and crack open a bottle of The Glenlevit for this one.
2006-08-30 14:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
go to streamate.com and find the entertainment you so longing are looking for. no , she was a virgin and then got pregnant.
2006-08-30 15:28:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋