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I think Jesus ate too much tacos and drank too much carona lastnight because he just jumped off his lawnmower, broke down my door and is currently fouling up my gold plated bathroom.

Why would Jesus eat so many tacos?


Super Duper Important Disclaimer:
Talking about Jesus Christo here - not Jesus Christ. Jesus Christo is my mexican gardener. But you all know that already, however Im sure that whenever Jerry Springer goes into commercials some of the crazies will come out and tell me Im going to hell. Lets wait and see, shall we?

2006-08-30 06:52:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

Why dont you go ask him yourself...

2006-08-30 06:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Sandra♥ 5 · 0 1

The South Park season premiere?

2006-08-30 06:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hey, the man enjoys a good taco.

2006-08-30 06:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Gold-plated bathroom?

2006-08-30 07:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by braningillespie 2 · 0 0

I think that you ate one to many bad tacos.

2006-08-30 06:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Rance D 5 · 0 1

Holy guacamole!

2006-08-30 06:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by tarheel mom 3 · 1 0

How many times a week do you do this?

How old are you?

Peace!

2006-08-30 06:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by C 7 · 0 1

I am truly puzzled as to why you find this entertaining. Have fun.

2006-08-30 06:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by happygirl 6 · 0 1

you mean it was an act of god on the insurence

2006-08-30 06:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1 0

Get him help!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-30 06:59:10 · answer #10 · answered by Christy H 2 · 1 0

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