"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"
That's a classic, but it's boring now. I'm looking for all your CLEAN road crossing jokes. Entries with swear words, sexual references, or racial discrimination will be reported/deleted. Blonde jokes are ok!
2006-08-30 06:41:07 · 10 answers · asked by pianoman.jeremy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-02 03:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-31 12:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side
Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts
Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet
Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station
Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off
2006-08-30 06:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by David O-man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 17:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the blond cross the road in the desert?
she thought the grass was supposed to be greener on the other side.
Why did the cat cross the road?
He saw me coming and knew my driving history.
2006-08-30 07:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Shanigirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.(If your not from the south you probably don't understand this one)
2006-08-30 15:18:40 · answer #6 · answered by mercury9501 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken go half way across the road and stop???
He wanted to lay it on the line!!!
I hope this helps,
Lonnie
2006-08-30 06:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the bubble-gum cross the road?
- cuz it was stuck to the chicks foot.
lol i know its sooo stupid but haha i heard it once and i cudnt stop laughin cuz it was so silly. Hope ya like it. :D
2006-08-30 06:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jaded 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the man cross the road?
b/c he spelled it wrong
2006-09-02 20:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She heard that some men were laying a side-walk, and she wanted to see how this was done.
2006-08-30 07:18:23 · answer #10 · answered by yakkydoc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋