They said "no pork!!!" so then i thought about Judaism but when i went there they said "no pork!!! and no sea food!!!", well i just had to let it out and I told them " i just love chucking a shrimp on the barbie mate". So tell me where should i go next?
2006-08-30 06:18:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't try Buddhism, they can't eat anything that walks on land. Try the Christians, they'll eat anything. But don't eat a Christian though, only lions get to eat those.
2006-08-30 06:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work at a prison and see all the inmates pass up pork only to have beans in its place. I'll bet when they get out and visit Grandma and she has bacon frying in the pan that they don't pass it up for a can of beans. For the most part there, their religeon is only a fad.
2006-08-30 06:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Calill C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Convert to Judaism. That will leave more pork and shrimp for me to have.
2006-08-30 06:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by steve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Fee, fi, fo, fum ..."
Oh, wait - that's for giants, and you're a troll. A cheerful one, though.
Where to go next. Hum. Maybe a barbecue discount store and a big membership warehouse, where they'll have tons of your favorite ingestibles at low, low prices?
2006-08-30 06:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by IrritableMom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol poor thing,screw em!eat the pork
2006-08-30 06:22:02 · answer #5 · answered by jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's an insane asylum around the block.. go there
2006-08-30 06:21:44 · answer #6 · answered by la_fille_en_blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u know who is God is, you will give up everything He command you to leave, not just pork or seafood.
2006-08-30 06:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turkey bacon. That's your answer
2006-08-30 06:24:11 · answer #8 · answered by AzOasis8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, u are jumping from religion to religion, its not "where should I go next" its "who shall find me next"
2006-08-30 06:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by implicitProdigy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you ask this already today?
2006-08-30 06:21:20 · answer #10 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋