I have a very crazy circle of single mates and one has a birthday this weekend. our parties normally descend to a level of decadence even the romans would be proud of.
2006-08-30 06:17:51 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
my single mates are both male & female and the usually bring other like minded friends, but you know how it is, a house full of red blooded males, hot ladies, plenty of booze, (maybe a lil weedy),a pool and it's friday nite. My wife likes some of them, but some things do happen that any self respecting husband will deny he has any knowledge of, just like Bill clinton lol.
2006-08-30 07:05:42 · update #1
Hold it in your mate's house.
2006-08-30 06:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Then you must have some kind slaves available to do the dirty job: cleaning up the mess. If not, then an alternative solution is included in this text.
Are you the sort of Caligula decadent?
Everything is possible, my question is: how can you be so sure that your wife ignores your habits?
Sometimes we think our partners are dummies, but on the contrary they let you do your things in the meanwhile they do theirs. Alternatively, they just like us for what we think they do not know about our darker side.
In case of really wanting to clear up the place, you still have time but probably not energy left.
An efficient idea to share decadence with your friends is to dress up all together as maids and clean up everything till the obsession. If they are crazy enough and you are smart, everything will be shining since the punishment is a crash course to become a pole dancer in front of all the single mates as one starting point of your news decadent point. Caligula would have been proud of you all guys!
Do not overdo! Just leave mess proportional to your personality, otherwise it will be even more suspicious.
2006-08-30 06:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by Expat Froggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could never completely hide the truth from your wife. If you try and hide it you won't get away with it. Women can smell it in the air. I suggest you have your party, clean the best as you can but don't over clean. You can either call her before and tell her that a couple of friends are coming over or tell her when she comes back that a few friends stopped by. But don't try and completely cover it up. And just remember to take the trash somewhere else cause 20 cases of empty beers in a trash can doesn't add up to a couple of friends.
2006-08-30 06:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by Moranger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The obvious answer is hold it somewhere else. Rent a suite in a hotel. Put up a tent somewhere. It's pretty hard to cover up a bacchanalia. Just curious -- why isn't your wife included in the party? It would be just as easy to schedule the party on the day she comes back? Or is this a secret, that she isn't supposed to know about? In which case, you might want to think pretty seriously about what you are proposing to do.
2006-08-30 06:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by old lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A huge flood should sort it out. Leave all your taps running. The mess will be indescribable and should cover your tracks. You can explain the beer cases and wine bottles by telling her you're an alcoholic. The used condoms are ones you've been treasuring and keeping as romantic memories of her. As for the spliff butts, they will have become manky bits of paper. Sorted.
2006-08-31 03:35:19 · answer #5 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take pictures of before, and try to replicate the cleanliness or lack there off of the rooms after the party. If you make it too clean afterwards she will catch on. Make sure you dump the trash at a local dumpster and not in your garbage cans too.
2006-08-30 06:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by ajcksu82 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not tell your wife that you are having a party. Just play down the intensity of the party and then she will expect some fallout when she comes home.
2006-08-30 06:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by Cary Grant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from a wifes experience....where is the party being held?if at home send her to her mother for the week end, tell her the house is being fumigated (detramental to her skin and potential pimple break-out.) what type of party is it?is it for a mistress or all males looking for a good time?
2006-08-30 06:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by blue eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Book a very good cleaner through a cleaning agency in the yellow pages.
2006-08-30 07:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by olayinka o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't. The best thing for you to do is when she comes home you must get down on your knee's tell her everything you did and ask for forgiveness. You will be lucky if she doesn't kick you out on the street.
2006-08-30 06:23:52 · answer #10 · answered by Texan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire a cleaning service to come out to your house to clean up. Additionally, be wary of your neighbors who may be prone to snitch on you....try a bribe or something similar for their silence. Good luck and god be with you if your wife finds out...
2006-08-30 06:21:57 · answer #11 · answered by cryingrainbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋