Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning, Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! No hangover! NO bad side effects, Nothing!
Then the phone rings...It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - nothing."
"We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well, there's just one thing...."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No....."
"Well, DON'T - 'cause I'm in Phoenix!!!"
2006-08-30 06:06:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-30 18:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by teddybar67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Was he not in PHX to begin with? Is jet fuel safe to drink. Shouldn't you mix it with something? Do you have to be 21 to drink jet fuel in PHX? Frankly, you left me totally confused.
2006-08-30 13:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! The jet fuel made them jet! Now I get it!
2006-08-30 13:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome. Will drinking jet fuel get me outta ATL???
2006-08-30 13:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by dropkickchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it, i'm stealin it!
good one, u get 10 pts for an origional joke.
2006-08-30 13:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by da big red juggalo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.... Old joke, doesn't it? But it still can make me smile.
2006-08-30 13:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one!
2006-08-30 13:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by tubasteve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i've heard it still funny though â¥
2006-08-30 17:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
lol
lol
very funny
2006-08-30 13:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny cuz i'm at work and i'm holding in a fart right now... and i'm miserable.
2006-08-30 13:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋