I met this one beautiful female, and i sware to god she was obsessed with putting on lotion. No every minute of the day she put it on i'm talking 30 bottles in the house used. She would just sit there a put that **** on her feet it did not last long
2006-08-30 06:12:32
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answered by raradaone 2
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well my ex got drunk with our friends and fell on her face twice in the middle of the club, then to add insult to injury she got kicked out and threw up on herself, i was so embarrassed that night that i never say her the same way again. a few weeks later she started to drink a little to much and i left her at the club with her friends and she didint even care and that was the beginning of the end.
2006-08-30 12:22:15
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answered by bigmj75 2
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my bf told me that once he was dating this girl from the army and he obviously said something rude or obnoxious to her about the way she looked in a skirt (with the leg muscles, so not cute) and she got pissed off and walked around the bar naked. she got thrown out for indecent exposure.
2006-08-30 12:21:57
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answered by undercover_cosmotelogist 2
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once i went on a date with this guy and he didnt coem alone he came with 4 of his co worker ( all guys) so since i couldnt go alone either cause that would be awkward i took my sisiter and brother too. just imagine 5 of them 3 of us all of us in one car on a date which was supposed to be only me and this guy. ( this was our first date roo.now i am married to him with 2 kids so just think how it must have been
2006-08-30 12:25:18
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answered by in ur face 4
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me and my g/f love comedy movies, so we use a bunch of lines from 40 year old virgin and wedding crashers. like one time she was straddling me and she stared whipping me with her hair like in wedding crashers, and she says the line... "dont leave me casue ILL FIND YOU" sometimes i dont know if shes kidding
and one time when we were having sex she told me to talk dirty so i was like "Oh me so horney me love you long time"
oh and shes italian so i alwalys tell her she smells like olive oil and garlic
2006-08-30 12:19:42
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answered by Chris 2 2
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my bf told me his one time date smelled really bad and he ran out of the apartment n never saw her again.
2006-08-30 12:17:53
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answered by safarlsun33 4
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Women farting or dropping dueces is a HUGE turn off....
2006-08-30 12:16:13
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answered by hfacto 3
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My X and I were making love and when she was going to come, she pissed all over me while she was riding me!!
2006-08-30 12:29:38
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answered by Anonymous
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she licked her hands
2006-08-30 12:16:18
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answered by chrisp972000 3
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