Does anyone have really good jokes about turning 30? i have a male friend who is turned 30 today. I need some really good jokes. i'm 22. we have a long running joke about how old he is.
2006-08-30 04:22:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"Congratulations, on turning the big 3-0."
"Yeah, thanks."
"I know what you're thinking - 'Oh, my life's over!' But it's not, yeah? Look at everything you've got."
"Yeah."
"I mean, I know a guy, he's 30, and he still lives with his parents."
"I still live with my parents."
"Treasure them."
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2006-08-30 05:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there something funny about 30?
2006-08-30 11:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Spadesboffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im about to turn 35 fri. tell him that his next g/f with be as old as him, over the hill where she put her teeth in a glass at night.
2006-08-30 11:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by party_2_hearty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's mean. I will be 30 next month. LOL!!!
2006-08-30 11:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by gloried 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are very veryyyyyyy old ,I might bring you to a museum.
2006-08-30 11:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by Model 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask him if he sat behind jesus in 3rd grade
2006-08-30 11:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-30 11:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by kosa 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
He is thirty & so Dirty
2006-08-30 11:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by prince 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋