There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shitt!"
2006-08-30 04:22:41 · 12 answers · asked by maxvijay2003 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERRRRRRRRRRY old! but still good!
2006-08-30 05:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it should be the third guy slips off the diving board and than yells "oh #$%^"
2006-08-30 04:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would probably be better with verbal presentation..via a good joke teller
2006-08-30 04:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by ajatur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck lol cute â¥
2006-08-30 04:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try good one next time.
2006-08-30 04:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by bitter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
2006-08-30 04:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by psycho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know.
2006-08-30 04:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old joke..so its lost its humor
2006-08-30 04:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and he lands in poop
2006-08-30 04:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♫Music Mist♫♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could be funnier
2006-08-30 04:25:08 · answer #10 · answered by Poopie Johnson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋