The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk to the gills, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh sh*t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
2006-08-30 04:16:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO - good one : )
2006-08-30 04:20:31 · answer #1 · answered by Steph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be actual truthful together with her approximately what took an further 6 hours to do. something under the certainty and it truly is over. If the certainty is something you had no enterprise doing then your relationship is toast besides.
2016-11-06 01:49:06 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i've heard it before but it's still funny ♥
2006-08-30 04:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh, i hate when that happens!
2006-08-30 04:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-08-30 21:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol
2006-08-30 04:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♫Music Mist♫♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHA
2006-08-30 04:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by all_my_armour_falling_down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋