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The waterworks for my city shut the water off for a few hours, so I didn't have any other option. My house would have burnt down if I hadn't taken action. The book really smells now.

2006-08-30 03:32:10 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I reckon you should take it down to your local spiritual leader and show him exactly what happened.

2006-08-30 03:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You will remain on earth to suffer for eternity. You will see time goes by, people getting older living their life, and die, and you will remain on Earth just watching them going by one by one, and you are stuck for eternity unable to go forward or backward. That will be a better judgment for you than giving you a resting place. But if you decide to disrespect the Quran, don't worry, they will help you, and take care of you, not one but by the thousands if they can. You will be fossilized, alive, for all to see, as an example of the past, of what not to be.

2006-08-30 10:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by Sierra Leone 6 · 0 0

Ok your pretty dumb. How did it catch fire? If you dont repent you are going to hell. I am sorry but your house would not have burned down if you would have put something on it. There's other ways then water to put out a fire.

2006-08-30 10:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by caress2005 2 · 0 0

You should have just stepped on it. It would have put the flames out a lot faster.

But it sounds like you just asked this question to get a laugh, I hope it worked

2006-08-30 10:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by ChemGuy 2 · 0 0

No.There cannot be a "Hell" because if there was,the following scenario would be actually true:

1-God is perfect but
2-God creates a Lucifer that defies him
3-God lets Lucifier enable man to defy god
4-Man is now so corrupt he must be sent out of the garden
5-All men now condemned to Hell
6-THEN,rather than just stop making men condemed to Hell,
God continues to make man as is,sin and all,and MUST send
a savior to convince man away from Hell.

Why doesnt god just make man without original sin IF he has the power to do it? See what I mean.

2006-08-30 10:39:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Don't be so superstitious, just continue living the way you always did and don't worry about anything. And throw away the stinky book. You did the right thing as you had no other choice, you just had to do it. So don't worry as I already mentioned!

2006-08-30 10:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by Eterex 2 · 2 1

You must really feel threatened by the word of God. Because if you weren't you would not be saying thing like that.

2006-08-30 10:55:36 · answer #7 · answered by dancinintherain 6 · 0 0

you better be for real !!!!! bible on fire?

no worries, buy a new bible if it stinks. a bible is precious to save but it's what you do with God's word in your life not the object (bible) itself.

peace be with u, man

2006-08-30 10:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Wow, I have never seen so many signs of a person needing attention like this. Do you suffer from pre-mature ejaculation or any other embarrassing inability to perform and now you’re trying to compensate in this manner. Please explain to the readers the reason for your in-competency, please learn to communicate.

Best regards,

2006-08-30 10:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

I don't even know what to say to you on that one. I don't like to personally condemn someone to hell because it's not my place but I'm appalled and I don't think God is none to pleased with you right now either. All I can do is pray for you that God forgives you.

2006-08-30 10:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by Coco 5 · 0 2

Um, why'd you wait for it to catch on fire before doing that?

For future reference, they're meant for TOILET PAPER. That's used on the other side of your body.

Dumbarse.

2006-08-30 10:41:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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