You know how kids are-let um and they will try to get away with anything-so this lil lamb shows up to his first day of school and being he is a foreigner he gets teased right away-and whenever the class is asked a question he puts his hand up and answers correctly everytime-and a funny thing too is HE WASN"T TEACHING THE NEW TESTAMENT but learning the 1st. Now Class-JeZus is going to give us a report on America-Oh that Columbus guy you told us about hasn't been born yet-so actually class JeZus is going to discuss his Theory about The World Being Round-Oh Columbus again-so maybe JeZus didn't go to school-Wait-he became a Carpenter like his father Joseph-Did he teach Joseph? No-so how did Joseph Teach JeZus-who as GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING? OH-now this is getting interezting-and what's more with all the things that JeZus can do-WHY DID HE HAVE TO WORK? He could make everything his family needed-GeeZe-I sit here making a few assertations and discover that JeZus is hardly worth being studied!
2006-08-30 03:31:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
God did come to say,
JeZus with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my crusade tonight!
Then all the Muslims loved him,
as they shouted out with glee,
JeZus you're a hippy,
but you'll go down in history!
(Like the indians!)
2006-08-30 03:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus' school report:
Woodwork A
Religious studies F (claims to the class he's the son of God)
Cookery A (turned water into wine, stone into bread)
Finance F (Got angry and turned over the tables in class, said something about rich men and camels)
History F (insists on all dates being measured from his birthday)
Conclusion:
Jesus's challenging behaviour can partly be attributed to his difficult family background with an absent father and young single mother. However with a bit of love and understanding from those around him he may grow up to be an inspiration to others.
2006-08-30 03:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have many valid questions as a child, that should be answered. You can get the answers from any Jehovah's Witness you go to school with, and they will be happy to teach you on your own level. Just ask around who is a Jehovah's Witness if you don't already know some...
Here too, is a link to our website
2006-08-30 03:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once again your anger! Jesus went to the temple and went to listen to the priest, he absorbed everything, and through descussion learned much and taught the priest alot too. Did you ever move or have to switch schools, not all kids are nasty! Young children are pretty excepting of others and make friends easily.
Please everyone that I asked to pray for this man, do it fervently!
2006-08-30 03:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by Faith M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you go to school? I'm guessing you got ran out your first year. Maybe you you need to study. Take an english class, or a grammar class.
2006-08-30 03:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by lillibellemichele 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...My mom consistently call-referred to as me as a baby. She might say very harsh issues, cursing at me, and telling me how dumb i grew to become into, even for the simplest issues. yet afterwards she might clarify to me that she mentioned those issues out of anger and that they weren't genuine. I found out quickly that she did no longer recommend what she mentioned, and at last did no longer take it to heart. I agree that it truly is a bad thank you to chat to toddlers, and does no longer help them improve or appreciate you, yet sense valueless particularly. inspite of the undeniable fact that, i do no longer think of it truly is thoroughly unfavorable, as long as you confirm you have solid verbal replace which incorporate your baby. If all you do is call call, and not in any respect provide any compliment, it is basically incorrect. inspite of all of the call calling I grew as much as be quite effective, and that i under no circumstances have low shallowness. It relies upon on the baby. inspite of the undeniable fact that, there's a distinction between some small call-calling and finished on emotional abuse. In my kinfolk we are followers of verbal hyperbole "i visit interrupt each bone on your physique, you valueless piece of grime!" yet we found out that it potential no longer something. some human beings do no longer recognize the thank you to seperate words from fact. it is the place the undesirable parenting is presented in.
2016-11-06 01:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's s-c-h-o-o-l-
NOT Skool
and J-e-s-u-s
Not JeZus
and i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g.
Not interzting
other than that- this question isn't even worth answering.
Thanks for the 2 points tho
2006-08-30 03:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by verdes0j0s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But at lunch when he turned water to wine, he got really popular
2006-08-30 03:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... ask this question seriously, and I might answer it for you. I know the answer, but don't think you really want it...
2006-08-30 03:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by Epitome_inc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was no public school in those days.
2006-08-30 03:36:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋