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I know you have been subjected to thousands of them...I want to know the worst.....the stupid...the dumb...the ugly??

2006-08-30 03:28:46 · 22 answers · asked by fxbeto 4 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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I had some guy ask me "What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?" I asked him why he wanted to know...his reply was "So I know which one NOT to use on you...." Whatever....

2006-08-30 03:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 1 0

First off how can a pick up line be ugly?...it can sound rediculous, so heres a few,

The worst pick up lines i've heard was, "lets make sweet music together.

I'm sure heaven is missing an angel, cause your it.

Your so pretty my eyes hurt.

Hi baby only i can heal your pain.

You look special, cause you are special.

Who's the lucky man, and if you dont have one thank God.

Looking at you i feel reborn.

2006-08-30 03:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you're as enormously as a single rose in a valley of lily's are you able to stand up in the previous interior the morning? The sunlight does not upward thrust till you get up. Take your %. it is worst/ideal.

2016-11-06 01:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0 0

Okay well if you are going to tell a girl she looks like an actress pick a pretty one. I had a guy trying to hit on me and he says I look just like Sara Jessica Parker ugh,
some more for you
I'm sorry,If I followed you home, would you keep me?
were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.

2006-08-30 03:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mandy 2 · 1 0

I'm in a rock band, with famous people, you want to know who?
Please, you're in a no name bar in a no name town in drinking pitchers of beer by yourself because they're cheaper, and I don't think famous folks hang out with people who don't shower!
That guy was a real eye roller.

2006-08-30 03:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by niffer's mom 4 · 0 0

Your father must be a thief, because someone stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.



Yuck. :-(*) it didn't work on me but it worked on one of my friends.

2006-08-30 03:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by luckystar53 3 · 1 0

I've lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure could see myself in your pants.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

2006-08-30 03:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Yelsha!!! 2 · 1 0

Hey good lookin', whats cookin?
hoy.....

You missing some cards from that deck? I can jack for ya.

I am not kidding i heard that one while i was playing cars with my girls. doh!.......

2006-08-30 03:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

While in uniform and working my counter, a guy came up to me and said,"So, you work here?"
Uh...duh.

2006-08-30 03:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by JC 7 · 1 0

your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day

2006-08-30 03:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by puresatin 5 · 2 0

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