....His mom had taken him to the fair earlier that day. Just before returning home she bought him a pack of M&M's. They returned home where the mom started to make dinner. The little boy had tried to eat the M&M's. But his mom angerly told him not to eat them until after dinner. And then told him to go outside and play. The boy did just that, but sneaked back inside and carefully opened the bag and quietly poured them into his hand. Then he popped them into his mouth, ran outside found the cat and bit it! Then jumped on his tricycle! Rode around the house three times really really fast! He did this repeatedly three times. Upon his last time, he reached up to get the M&M's. But his mom grabbed his hand and said,"I thought I told you not to eat those until after dinner! And why are you bitting the cat and going around the house like that?" "But mom I'm playing truck driver. Popping pills, eatting p***y and driven like hell!"
2006-08-30 03:28:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that **** was funny
2006-08-30 03:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Brandon B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fevrier, i'm from France (13, moved the following even as i became 9), and that i have purely continuously concept it became between the most proper months, Valentines day, and purely the sound of the call.
2016-12-05 23:29:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the punch line was very funny, but the build up has to be different.
2006-08-30 03:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by barter256 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, what's the question? Yahoo created this so we could answer your question?!
2006-08-30 03:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. It is kinda funny and kinda not .
2006-08-30 03:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay... maybe if i was a truck driver, i would have gotten it.
2006-08-30 03:47:19 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont give up the day-job!!
Thats sh1t!!!
2006-08-30 07:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ripsrod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't expect that to happen lol ♥
2006-08-30 04:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!
Thanks for the 2 points
2006-08-30 04:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by helmsgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! ... know a few of those.
2006-08-30 04:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋