What are the best ones you've seen? I like
My Goddess gave birth to your God
Witches parking only. All others will be Toad.
Goddess Bless America
Jesus, Save us from your followers.
Vome the Rapture, Can I have your car?
2006-08-30 02:23:16 · 16 answers · asked by ZombieTrix 2012 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
a few of my fave's
Born OK the First Time
Christianity has Pagan DNA
Dear God, Please Save Me From Your "Good People"
Freedom of Religion Means Any Religion
Get a Taste of Religion. Lick a Witch
I Thank the Goddess that I am a Witch
It`s Your Hell You Burn In It
Last Time We Mixed Politics with Religion... People Got Burned at the Stake.
No War Has Ever Been Fought in the Name of Wicca
Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper
Witches Are Crafty People
2006-08-30 02:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by Moonmist 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My favorite religious bumper stickers...
My Other Car Is A Broom
Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious People
Don't Meddle With Dragons... You Taste Good With Ketchup.
2006-08-30 02:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by theodore.story 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I put a bumper sticker saying "Fat People are harder to kidnap" on the bumper of my car a couple of months ago...the fukcer got keyed to fkuc...some people have no sense of humour...
To answer your question though - how about:
"my other religion is a forgiving one"
"God helps those who helps them selves, but if you try to
nick my car I am gonna kneecap ya"
"Mary Magdalene was framed"
"Kiss my Ring cos I'm a bishop" - that's really funny if I say so myself!!
"Just because I am a priest, doesn't mean I am gonna bum you"
2006-08-30 02:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great "Q",,,or expressionm using the first ammendment.
I suspect anyone who is offended, isn't as opne minded as they think they are.
Without going into a religious diatribe, condemning you, or anyone else,,, I have to believe that anyones GOD or Goddess, has to have a sense of humor in dealing with our species.
BTW,,, TOAD is the funnest one,,,smiles.
Rev. Steven
2006-08-30 02:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by DIY Doc 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a bumper sticker for my friend this christmas that read:
"In case of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned"
A guilty pleasure of mine is perusing christian bookstores. The real ones are funnier to me than the mocking ones.
2006-08-30 02:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to have the jesus fish, lifeless and overturned with abdomen up, getting pecked at by utilising 2 ravens. (Hail Oden!) i might get the "my god consists of a hammer" one, whether it sort of feels that it is getting too commonly used even outdoors Heathen circles. i detect that kinda low-value.
2016-10-01 02:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by luera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite bumper sticker is: JESUS SAVES - GRETSKY GETS THE PUCK HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
2006-08-30 02:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by Rev T L Clark 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beam me up merlin
2006-08-30 02:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by livachic2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"God Bless Everyone. No Exceptions"
2006-08-30 02:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by so 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves!By clipping coupons and shopping wisely.
2006-08-30 02:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋