A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help.
Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders.
Well, it so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction.
The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the other car, but unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road. The tourist winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs and a broken arm and leg and is obviously in extreme pain. The farm animals are all messed up very badly and the farmer, although remaining inside the vehicle, still suffers cuts and scrapes.
The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals.
The chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move. "These chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these chickens anymore!" bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and loads his shotgun and blows away the chickens.
Next, he sees the pigs and they are all lame and bleeding profusely. "These pigs are all worthless now! I'll get nothing for them!" yells the farmer. With great rage, the farmer reloads his shotgun and blows away the pigs.
The farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their wool is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and with that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the sheep.
Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great horror.
The farmer then moves over to the side of the ditch and looks at the tourist. "Are you okay down there?" asked the farmer.
"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled back.
2006-08-30 02:20:05 · 15 answers · asked by Lady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-30 02:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was really good. Some people don't have a country sense of humor.
That is the way of country life people. If you have an animal that is terribly injured, you do not spend more money and time on them than what they are worth.
While I am on my soapbox.... What do you think happens to the pets you take to the country and dump out when you get tired of them?
Sorry to get serious on you there.... But that joke was funny.
2006-08-30 03:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats kinda funny
but sad at the same time
lol
2006-08-30 02:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Please Whisper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, it's funny to me. I like it. LOL.
Have a great new day!
2006-08-30 21:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o woahh.. that wasnt particulary funny more like.... freaky.
2006-08-30 02:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by __**gaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I would have been scared too lol â¥
2006-08-30 02:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha love that
2006-08-30 03:21:14 · answer #7 · answered by psycho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm.i have to nooooooooo
2006-08-30 02:38:28 · answer #8 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't very funny....sorry
2006-08-30 03:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't like it. Sorry.
2006-08-30 02:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by franny4181 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!
2006-08-30 03:19:21 · answer #11 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋