And do you wish that the Flying Spaghetti monster would smite those who mock our God, who believe that their God is the only GOd, or that they would just get the joke and stop being such arrogant religoius elitest?
2006-08-30 02:12:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would wish for the FSM to have mercy for all peoples of the earth, because he knows that they can accept that and will respond by holding him as the most high Spaghetti :)
2006-08-30 02:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not the Pastafarian way. The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not want us forcing our faith onto others, and FSM will NOT smite the unbelievers. The faithful will be rewarded in Heaven, which has a beer volcano and a stripper factory, among other attractions, but people forget that FSM Hell also has a beer volcano and stripper factory, only the beer is flat and the strippers have social diseases.
2006-08-30 10:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Big_Drew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Yes Yes
2006-08-30 10:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by I Found Jesus in the Dumpster! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their senses of humor have been sacrificed through ritual brainwashing and are hopeless in most cases. But that just leaves more spag for the rest of us. woooooo hoooooo
2006-08-30 09:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me whats the joke?I dont find it funny making fun of God.
2006-08-30 09:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if the FSM serves garlic toast at mass.
2006-08-30 09:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*sigh*
Sadly, His Noodliness has not seen fit to bless everyone with a sense of humor.
2006-08-30 09:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No - I believe that it would be the tooth fairy - we will be blessed with tousands of teeth so that we could chew and chew and chew everything we come across !
2006-08-30 09:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no becouse like all other gods thay will bow and trembel befor my all mighty and all powerfull misspellings.
2006-08-30 09:20:07 · answer #9 · answered by brakedown61301 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes .....One day they will all bow to his noodly appendage......we will all join him in the great pastafaria in the cooking pot......lol arrrrr
2006-08-30 09:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋