hey ... im looking for a nice,untold, hilarious jokes.... where should i go ?(webpage)
2006-08-30 01:46:30 · 6 answers · asked by deadman83 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just google "jokes" and here's some results:-
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.jokesgalore.com/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.jokes2go.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/
Enjoy!
2006-08-31 06:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, all the jokes are told on the net, I need a good laugh too! What about this one:
A school teacher was arrested at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Reid said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values.
They use secret code names like 'x` and `y` and refer to themselves as `unknowns, `but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country.
When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Tony Blair, said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given
us more fingers and toes."
2006-08-30 02:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by alya m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/
Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-09-01 19:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean, untold? If they're on the web, they're told!!
2006-08-30 02:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to agree...if they are on the web then they are already told....to the whole world none the less.
2006-08-30 02:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
comedycentral.... they have the best jokes on the planet! including 'yo mama's so fat...' ones.... oh man! those ones are hilarious! here's a preview: 'yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need internet she's already worldwide! hahahahahahahaha!!!
2006-08-30 02:05:46 · answer #6 · answered by Lux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋