and asks the barman for a beer, "we don't serve bears in here" he says.
the bear gets angry and smashes his paw on the bar, putting a hole in it "now give me a beer!"
"we don't serve bears or vandals in here" the barman says.
The bear is royally pissed off now and turns to the woman sitting next to him and kills and eats her. "GIVE ME A BEER" he says.
"we don't serve bears, vandals or druggies in here" says the barman.
The bear looks puzzled and says "druggies? what do you mean?"
the barman says "that was the bar b1tch you ate"
rate that.
2006-08-30 01:37:36 · 11 answers · asked by allblackskikass 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Not bad. I got the play on words at the end, but others possessing less intelligence will probably read your joke and scratch their heads in stupidity.
2006-08-30 01:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by j.f. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I normally like jokes that involve talking animals but that is poor.
Overall, 2 out of 10..
a poor result
2006-08-30 01:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by Truth speaker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3. Needs better presentation
2006-08-30 02:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my lol 8 ♥
2006-08-30 02:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question?
2006-08-30 01:40:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I didn't understand it. Was it an American joke or what??
2006-08-30 01:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at the guys name, that said it all.
2006-08-30 02:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by sweet sexy san 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm.... It even can't make me smile.
2006-08-30 01:44:04 · answer #8 · answered by Lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...........not bad.........my rating.......5
2006-08-30 01:40:20 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-30 21:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋