O.K. it worths TEN=10 POINTS! Tell a funny (and embarassing) story that happened to YOU!?

Question

the best one get the points!

Answer 1

one day i was waiting for my son to wake up so i could breastfeed him cause my boobs were really hurting, and he finally woke up and i started to feed him. as soon as he latched on i said, out loud, "oh, thank god, my nipples were so itchy!" in that same moment i realized that i had said it right into the baby monitor, and my husband and all of his buddies were in the tv room, on the other end of the monitor, which, you guessed it, was on, loud and clear!

Answer 2

Alcohol=Embarrassing stories.

A couple of friends and I went out for the night. After drinking entirely too much alcohol, we decided to head back to my friends house. The last thing I remember is passing out on the couch.

Well....I woke up the next morning in my friends bed, missing my socks, and my pants were soaked. Of course, my boyfriend was the first to tell me what happened.

That night, I laid down on the couch and got up about 10 minutes later and went into the kitchen. Well, some guy that was there (I really didn't know him) had to use the bathroom and on the way there, he looked over to find me squatting and using the bathroom right in front of the refrigerator.

So yeah, I pissed in the middle of my friends kitchen.

Answer 3

One morning I was in the shower when my son left for school. He didn't let me know that as he was leaving, he let in the telephone repairman. Of course, I walked out of the bathroom buck naked and right into the repairman.

One time I was turned around checking out some cute man's behind and making an oh so clever comment...When I turned back around I ran smack into a big metal support pole that made this incredibly loud ringing sound as my head bounced off of it. I keep my eyes in front of me now...

Answer 4

I was working at a motel at the desk when some really cute construction guys came down to check out and as they were walking out the front door i was checking out this ones butt ( he was a 10 ladies) as he went out the door i leaned farther over the counter so i could get a better and longer look at it and he turned around and caught me. I hit the floor about to die of embarrassment when i heard the front door open and the next thing i knew he was looking over the counter at me on the floor and grinning he then said i just came back to give you another look and winked at me i just laid there on the floor and about died!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

I have TWO if you don't mind.........

1. I had just met a sister I never knew I had, (LONG STORY THERE!) and we were discussing how differently our Moms had raised us concerning men, my sister said she was raised by example to like young men, I tried to say that I was actually brought up to think the man should be older, but what I said was "Mom raised me to like older women!" (Nothing against Gays and Bi's, but I'm straight)

2. It was the Saturday morning before Easter, I was about to finally be baptized and confirmed that night and was a total wreck, scared something would go wrong. I went to a very crowded Wal-Mart for some last minute shopping, as I was checking out, with a line behind me a mile long, I promptly wished the clerk A Merry Christmas! Everyone, including the clerk, cracked up! (Naturally I had meant to say Happy Easter!!!!!)

Answer 6

We were kinda busy in the bedroom early one morning while our 2 year old son was watching cartoons in the living room just down the hall. When I walked in the living room all I saw was CORN FLAKES, lots of corn flakes. Spread all over the eating area and living room. And in the middle is a naked 2 year old with his dump truck scooping out corn flakes with the crane. Wish I could upload a picture on this one cuz it was hilarious.

Answer 7

It was the middle of winter and my dad was driving
me to church. I was little and sitting in the back
seat rocking back and forth singing, "I'm giving
my pennies to Jesus." over and over again. My father
was trying to keep the car from skiding and he yelled at me to keep quiet. Suddenly a car driven by a little old lady pulled in front of my dad.
He slammed on the brakes and yelled"Jesus Christ!"
I popped up from the back and hollered, "Where! Where!"

Answer 8

My brother and his best friend,we'll call them "redneck 1" and "redneck 2",have this wierd little thing about farting on each other.Well,one day they were at the local sporting goods store when "redneck 2" decided he was going to rip one loose on "redneck 1".Only after completing this little caper did he realize that "redneck 1" had moved off down the aisle to look at some "fishin' stuff".Apparently,he had just loosed the fart to end all farts on a complete stranger who had the bad luck to be standing next to him."Redneck 1" almost collapsed from laughter while "redneck 2" turned about four shades of red and left the store.

Answer 9

I drove into a corn field with a car load of relatives. I kept on hitting the gas and not the breaks. No one has let me drive since.

Answer 10

i was at my best friends house once and we always say stupid sh!t.. so we were in her kitchen when her uncle walked up the stairs and sed "hello ladies" then my best friend says what did you say..he repeated him self and she says No dont say that im not a lady i am a man and then i joined in and sed i am a man too we are manly together.. he didnt quite get it but the funniest part was as soon as i sed it mar-my bf fell down and started laughing at me.. it was terrible...lol and very embarassing

Answer 11

i woke up went to the washroom and you know those things you put on the inside of your toliet to joke people the poo with the funny faces on them i went to do my buisness opened the lid i was very tired didnt look at the toliet seat and felt this thing tickleing my but i got offf the john looked at it screamed and went back to bed i didnt want to tell my parents my 5 younger brothers and two younger sisters had pulled a prank on me let me tell you it was a long time till i used that toilet again