what is the average lifespan of a BABy ????
note: i need to know this so that i should not run out of time before taking over the world!
2006-08-30 01:20:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ask your MOM, She'd surely know that better than US!!!!!!!!
If U ask my opinion ,I'd say the avg. lifespan of a baby is 1yr!
How do I know that?
It's very simple.
The baby takes that much time to see how he/she likes this world of ours & decides whether to hang around like a fool,WHICH WE ALL R DOING NOW,or else go back to ........
The Great Grand Daddy Of ALL -GOD!!!!!
If I were to chose know ,I 'd definitely get out of this place
& HEY BABY BOY I'd advice U to do that quickly enough cos your TIME MAY BE REALLY RUNNING OUT!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-30 01:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting old yar try to conquer now no time is left out, i would recommend u to talk to Musharraf and bin laden imdtly so that u can get help
2006-08-30 13:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2- 3 years then ya become a braty toddler and lose ya smarts
2006-08-30 08:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say 18 months then they become a toddler.
2006-08-30 08:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by scratch golfer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say 2 years and they become a toddler...
2006-08-30 08:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by foniboki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too late. You are out of time. If you can type you are not a baby,
Sorry.
2006-08-30 08:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by memorris900 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
isn't it obvious, you can't expand the lifespan you need grow up.
2006-08-30 09:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am looking at the BABy's eyes, to know, but nothing is revealed.
2006-08-30 08:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
with a face like that you will have no trouble in this world....
as far as being a baby stay as young as you can 4 as long as u can..................
2006-09-01 03:26:24 · answer #9 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Killer, talking, dominating babies. Your name wouldn't happen to be stewie would it?
2006-08-30 09:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by junk_mail_100 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋