Dog Walk
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."
The little girl went to the garage and asked "Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you."
Dad said, " Bring Susie over here" He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.
Dad asked, "Where is Susie?"
The little girl said, "She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
2006-08-30 01:03:09 · 17 answers · asked by Kate Jones 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A great piece of joke... truly funny.
Thanks, and keep smiling!
2006-09-05 04:47:54 · answer #1 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and I have not heard that one yet.
2006-09-05 07:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah i've heard it, but it's still funny lol â¥
2006-08-30 02:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. That one's a hoot!
2006-08-30 01:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2006-08-30 20:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by 2luksat2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, nice. I am stealing this one.
2006-08-30 01:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by ffxi_minizilla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic
2006-09-05 07:17:21 · answer #7 · answered by charley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one.
2006-08-30 01:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by sweet sexy san 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-08-30 01:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by katali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-08-30 01:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋