I look for signs in everything I do...last night I cried for ten minutes solidly whilst chopping onions for a dinner party I was concocting..
I wondered and postulated to myself that maybe there were higher forces at work, making the pain and acts of depravity I have commited in the name of sexual gratification come back and haunt me in some form of rightous indignation...What are your thoughts?
2006-08-30 00:44:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
why are so many so stupid. The onion was alive, if you leave your onions they will grow, green shoots will appear from the top, if you plant them they will grow.
SO SHUT UP ALL YOU IDIOTS that say the onion was dead. gggrrrrrhhhhhhh
2006-08-30 00:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by gwbruce_2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um, I'd say that you, specifically, did not kill the onions. Unless they were from your own garden....
(By the way, you can stop crying when you cut onions simply by lighting a candle! Not sure why, but I've tried it, and it really works!)
Let's look at this reasonably: if you stop killing vegetables, what on earth are you going to eat? You could eat dead leaves, but it wouldn't be very healthy.
It sounds like you're feeling guilty about some things that you've done in the bedroom. Why not stop doing the things you truly feel bad about? Be true to yourself!
Sometimes onion tears are just onion tears.....
2006-08-30 00:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by Crystal L ™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, you aren't being torture for chopping an onion. We all cry when chopping onions, but if you run cold water over the onion before chopping that should help with the tears. Ask God for forgiveness for your past sins and present sins if that bother you so much.God is a forgiven God and a righteous one. If you belong to a church talk to your minister for guidance and bible study. The food is for the nourishment of our body.
2006-08-30 00:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by nanaofthree 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boss
its the combinationof the chemicals in the onions which when chopped create the sensation of itching hence you cry. Try not to chop the onions, instead be away from it.
Also include in your list garlic, ginger etc.
2006-08-30 01:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by vnd_trivedi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God hears the screams of the vegetables. The Fifth Commandment states 'Thou shalt not kill.' By willingly cutting into and consuming these onions, you are a direct accomplice to murder! Stop eating now or your day will come...
2006-08-30 00:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by Caritas 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the onion was dead when u picked it up from the farm ..n it is supposed to be cooked .. n u cant cook a onion without slicing it ... God meant the onion for food or for sum medicines too ...
well the crying part ..
onion contains sulphur in it .. that is what makes u cry ...
2006-08-30 00:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by terrorismbuster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He created vegetables 4 us to eat
bout cryin while cuttin onion
its cuz of the chemicals inside of it and the eye
its all bout sth scientific
2006-08-30 01:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by ☆♥angel♥☆ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, all hail the god of Syn-propanethial-S-oxide !!
Were you committing acts of depravity against onions for sexual gratification? That's kinda wierd I think....
;-)
2006-08-30 00:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It wasn't the onions but your finger you cut. Now put a bandaid on that finger before you get blood in the veggies.
2006-08-30 00:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny. I cry when I cut onions also. that has nothing to do with God. there are there for us to eat, God put it there so we can it vegetables and meat and fish
2006-08-30 00:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by lover of Jehovah and Jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋