2006-08-30 00:39:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You may want to have your eyes checked.
2006-08-30 00:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry bro it seems to me that you havn't yet seen a pic of a monkey before. Have you been taught that when you look into the mirror all that you see is a monkey? Thats not true dont worry later on when you are older you might be able to go to a zoo and see how they behave.
Sorry that you are confused but go well
2006-08-30 07:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by hi_im_earl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know that evolution is a crock of b.s. and I don't look like a monkey at all. I think that you need to stop generalizing like this and get a couple of exams as well: one for your eyes and one for your mindset.
2006-08-30 07:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not true
Oprah and Michael Jackson and George Bush Jnr all believe in evolution.
And they don't look like monkeys.
BUT... George sounds , smells AND looks like a MONKEY'S BUTT
2006-08-30 07:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
George Bush JR does too look like a monkey theres even a website showing how much like a chimp he looks,
http://www.bushorchimp.com/
heres another example of a anti evolutionist chimpanzee:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhKtxv2Jqk5.EhBIt7CS4QPsy6IX?qid=20060828165700AABr0Fh
its proabaly because christians are de-evolving
2006-08-30 09:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by badferret 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having monkeys in the family tree does along with being an evolutionist.
2006-08-30 07:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Maybe that's just a warped impression that you have since I don't know any human being that I would mistake for a hairy monkey. It could be that since you feel a spiritual kinship with the lower orders of the animal kingdom, being dead in your sins and trespasses, that you have difficulty distinguishing the likeness of God in your fellow human beings. Why don't you turn to Christ and be elevated into the Heavenly realm?
"And you were dead in the trespasses and sins in which you once walked, following the course of this world, following the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that is now at work in the sons of disobedience-- among whom we all once lived in the passions of our flesh, carrying out the desires of the body and the mind, and were by nature children of wrath, like the rest of mankind. But God, being rich in mercy, because of the great love with which he loved us, even when we were dead in our trespasses, made us alive together with Christ--by grace you have been saved-- and raised us up with him and seated us with him in the heavenly places in Christ Jesus, so that in the coming ages he might show the immeasurable riches of his grace in kindness toward us in Christ Jesus. Ephesians 2:1-7
2006-08-30 07:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Now, now, my grandmother didn't look or act like a monkey....
2006-08-30 08:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Crystal L ™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-shut down the evolution machine .. there is a failure ..
-oh my evolution .. humans becomes apes ..
-call the engineer who designed this damned machine ..
-boss .. I forgot to tell you that this machine has no designer ..
-what .. !!! ... what we will do now .. I told you from the beginning not to buy a machine which have no designer ..
ha ha ha .....
do not be anger .. it is only a joke ..
2006-08-30 08:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by u&me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignorance is Bliss for them brother.
Monkeys dont think, they wait for their brain to evolve.
2006-08-30 07:51:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋