can u tell !!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

can you tell me any riddles

Answer 1

You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I?

An ear of corn.

Answer 2

No- but here is a joke:


Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"


The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for another year."


Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life
-just as the medicine man had promised.

Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"



And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

Answer 3

You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I?

An ear of corn.

Answer 4

* Andy's mother has 5 chidrens, named Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nunu, who is the name of her 5th child ?

Andy

* A man and his son had a car accident, the father died on the spot, his son was carried with an ambulance to the hospital and was take to the ER right away because he needs a surgery.
when the surgeon sees the boy, the surgeon was surprised and shouted, "MY SON !".
How can this be, who is the surgeon ?

The surgeon was the boy's mother

Answer 5

This foolish bookish Duke is too full of good food to move a foot

Answer 6

it has 4 fingers and a thumb, it has no skin nor blood...

a glove



son of water, if u put it in water it dies....

ice



what is there between me and you?

and


my mom gave birth to yours, my brother in law is ur uncle, who am i?

ur mom

Answer 7

its a diificult one for me u itself say

Answer 8

what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?