**A blonde is sitting on a park bench and shes crying a man walks up to her and asked what's wrong. She said terrible news, he said what. My mother died but that's not the worst news. He ask what is the worst news and she said I called my sister and she said her mother died too!
**i told your boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse
**wanna hear a dirty joke?............................................ a kid fell in the mud. wanna hear a clean joke?.............................................. the kid took a bath.
**What starts with F and end in U-C-K???? FIRE TRUCK!!!!!!!! (lol) What where you thinking???
**Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
**Yo momma is so fat that when she went to sea world and swam with the whales one of the whales started siging "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"
hahaha :P
2006-08-29 22:36:08 · 14 answers · asked by dodi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny.
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2006-09-01 19:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Those REALLY funny! I love the one about the blonde!
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2006-08-30 18:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard them before but they're still funny especially the blonde joke lol â¥
2006-08-30 09:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your diry joke is too clean. Lemme tell u dirty 1.....
Sorry aint got none
2006-08-30 07:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by pelexi(",) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like "What starts with F and end in U-C-K???? FIRE TRUCK!!!!!!!! (lol) What where you thinking??? " the best.
2006-08-30 05:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like the blonde one and the firetruck one!
2006-08-30 11:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...
i liked the first the most.
2006-08-30 06:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok sorry, but those are really pretty lame
2006-08-30 05:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by Bubba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give more jokes
2006-08-30 08:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by katali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep.
2006-08-31 05:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋