Because that would be good timing on his part. At that point, the only thing the Arabs will be able to offer us is sand, camels, and cheap AK-47's.
2006-08-29 21:34:34 · 13 answers · asked by Señor Badass 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus has already returned for his second time and is currently sitting in prison. Once he dies again he will return for a third time in the form of steam.
2006-08-29 21:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by capt_pogo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dubya will make sure the Middle East never runs out of oil.
2006-08-29 21:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by Pedro I. Wong 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We don't know when Lord Jesus Christ is coming back, but we will know the signs, Only God the Heavenly Father knows when He will return.
2006-08-29 21:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by Donovan J 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think Jesus cares about oil.
2006-08-29 21:41:13 · answer #4 · answered by maigen_obx 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, not yet. But Satan, yes. He will inject poison in the minds of those who are anti-Christ to start world war 3.
2006-08-29 21:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by Sam X9 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
never underestimate the value of a good camel!
2006-08-29 21:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by Susie K 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Which Jesus? I know several of em.
2006-08-29 21:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by onlyoneinall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you forgetting all the US stock and government debt they own? Foreigners own more US stock than american citizens do.
2006-08-29 21:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by 006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..jesus who works at the taco bell....wants to go to middle east. too...
2006-08-30 06:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by kaka90250 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
according to a lot of (gullible) christians, the world is going to end next thursday. haha, stupid christians...
it's really going to end next friday.
2006-08-29 21:36:46 · answer #10 · answered by funaholic 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋