what is the best tjoke in the world ever seen ?

Answer 1

i think they are heard , not seen.

Answer 2

HEARD NOT SEEN!!!

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would

make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.

And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,

the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!

Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,

"No, you don't say that here!!"


The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..

Answer 3

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
ALFRED : A teacher! (only a joke!)

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
opposites

S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......(Our sardar also shouts)
Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got
his job.
(This is just a joke....Not to disrespect the Sikh community)

Answer 4

Some times, without our knowledge, we do this type of "typing error" mistakes, which may be excused.

And Renish, there are no jokes to be seen, but can be read or heard and enjoyed. And the best joke depends on the person, who reads or hears it. If I tell you a dirty joke, which in my view, is a best one, it may not be liked by you.

So, don't go on asking for the best joke in the world, but keep your eyes and ears well open, which may help you in your task.

Answer 5

It all depends on you. Whats funny to MR. X is not to MR. Z, etc.


















































Oh, by the way, tjokes are not seen but heard. lol

Answer 6

best joke seen is tjoke

Answer 7

I wish u could see the mirror before asking this

Answer 8

my dad was in hospital recently to have surgery on his heart. While he wasw in the Intensive Care Unit he met a nurse. Her name was Peek-a-Boo. She was not allowed to answer the phone because if she id she would have to say Peek-a-Boo I.C.U.

Answer 9

I can't say anything as I haven't seen you yet.

Answer 10

i never see jokes i always hear them.
to tell u one
a bird flies high in the sky
u looked up at it n it shits in ur eyes
u din't get angry u even din't cry
but u thanked God that "cows" do not have wings to fly!!!!!

Answer 11

Its YOU! coz i don't see any "tjoke" from this world other than you.