2006-08-29 20:50:30 · 18 answers · asked by Señor Badass 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Oh, I'm so envious. Can I be your bestfriend?"
Only if you can complete Super Mario Bros. in under 7 minutes.
2006-08-29 20:55:01 · update #1
Oh, I'm so envious. Can I be your bestfriend?
2006-08-29 20:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by Muffin 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If He did, you wouldn't be asking that arrogant, self-conceited, obnoxious question.
Go back and ask God to bless you with humility. I think you're running on empty in that department.
2006-08-30 04:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So I could learn humility, and a little bit about His sense of humor.
2006-08-30 03:55:20 · answer #3 · answered by therealme 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's proof that God has a sense of humor.
2006-08-30 03:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by RG 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you're referring to the fact that he made you better at asking inane questions, it will forever be a mystery of the cosmos...
2006-08-30 03:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by J L 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If god made you at all apparently he forgot to add some sort of morals.
2006-08-30 03:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by upallnite 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He made it proportionate according to life span.
Good bye.
2006-08-30 03:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by iggwad ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oops, sorry I walked into a delusional room. Sorry. I'll see my way out.
2006-08-30 03:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by itsa_me23 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your statement in itself is one of the seven deadly sins...
2006-08-30 03:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jon H 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, I am sorry to bring it to you in this way, but it is only a rumour that you are better.
2006-08-30 03:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by Nomad 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋