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This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above

"You will live to be 100."

She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100."

Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live!

So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe.

When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?".

God said: "I didn't recognize you".

2006-08-29 20:48:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

kool

2006-08-29 21:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that one is as old as dirt put some good original stuff on here
thanks for the points anyway

2006-08-30 03:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

some way funny, i liked your surgeon-joke much more..but this is good as well..

2006-08-30 04:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by dippidappi 2 · 0 0

haha but it's been told before ♥

2006-08-30 09:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

haha

2006-08-30 04:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by krushxmex3 2 · 0 0

she must be on the left side.

2006-08-30 04:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by mikejolyemsegun2006 2 · 0 0

wah

2006-08-30 03:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oops! LOL.

2006-08-31 05:49:20 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Good one!!!!!

2006-08-30 04:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by x~orlaith~babii~x 3 · 0 0

hahahah...

2006-09-05 07:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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