Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on:
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, or when the job takes longer than you said it would."
The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine -- and the head and the a-s-s are interchangeable.
2006-08-29 20:46:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so good. I guess the first guy doesn't understand that this is the jokes and riddles section. Owell guess we can all be the brightest crayon.
2006-09-03 16:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true. Here's one for you.
A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at everything, he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking that he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the bronze rat?"
The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the story".
The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just take the rat,
you can keep the story."
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the street.
This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it and are all drowned.
The man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the story?"
"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze
Mexican, a bronze Muslim cleric, a bronze Republican, & anything French."
2006-09-04 01:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah politicians, no iam not a politician but i am into Polytrics LOL
2006-08-30 13:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... hahaha.. funny & absolutely right.. politicians r like empty vessels that make the most noise..
2006-08-30 04:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess politicians are not good candidates for organ donors.
2006-08-30 03:52:12 · answer #5 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the question? why are u posting jokes online, get a life
2006-08-30 03:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by tomakewat? 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha i believe someone told this one lol â¥
2006-08-30 09:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Every job should be so easy, huh? LOL.
2006-08-31 05:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best joke i've read today :), can i give you some points for it..?
2006-08-30 04:09:19 · answer #9 · answered by dippidappi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumbest joke ever
2006-08-30 03:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by ktothej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋