There was a man that went to his doctor(actually friends since school) for his yearly exam. After the normal procedures the doctor asked how things were going at work and home.
The guy proceeds to tell him that after 5 years of marriage, the sex was getting monotonous and occurred only at a rate of 4-5 times a month. Much less than it was in the beginning.
The doctor asked if there was any physical reason for this slow down, he could offer medications to help his performance.
The guy says that it's nothing like that, just that sex is getting some what boring .
The doctor suggests that maybe they should break up the monotony with games or role playing.
The guy says "games"?
The doc. says yes, my wife and I have a favorite. We get naked and sit in the corners of the bed facing each other. She has a half dozen glazed donuts, and I have a handful of grapes. We take turns tossing these, if she gets one to land on my erection, she comes over and eats it. I toss until I get one to land onto "the holiest of holes", I go and eat it. In the end we end up having great sex!!
The guy likes this idea, he ask the doc. if he can use his phone(no roaming charges on his cell) to call his wife.
His wife just happened to be grocery shopping when she receives his call. He says that the doc. has suggested something to improve their sex life, and while at the store she should pick up a bag of grapefruit and a box of cheerios.
2006-08-29 20:43:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY GOSH!!!!! THAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!
oh I needed that thanks
2006-08-29 20:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeww ha ha funny
2006-08-30 06:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it's old but it's still funny â¥
2006-08-30 02:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-08-31 02:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that just made me laugh, thank you i needed that
2006-08-29 21:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty funny
2006-08-29 21:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by speedy >>> 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch... lol
2006-08-29 20:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder they are having sexual dysfunctions.
2006-08-29 20:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so ignorant... but FUNNY!
2006-08-29 20:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by ktothej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-30 22:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋