2006-08-29 20:30:15 · 10 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not a god believer, but... hey, if you're supposed to thank the Lord for everything, why stop at poker winnings?
2006-08-29 20:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As leader of the only Internet Poker religion, I have to come down on the side of the POKER gods. (All other gods are kind of uncertain, but you can be sure the poker gods hear you when you pray for a lucky river card!)
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2006-08-31 11:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by Father Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Honey, God never put much stock into gambling, His creation is pretty much ordered and governed by principles he ordained, such as physics and mathematics, so as far as you winning, the odds were preordained too, seeing as both laws even govern gambling. However, the same laws would also pre-ordain yous losses as well. It all depends on time, which is also governed by Him sense He is without beginning nor ending. So He was there before you began to play, was there while you played and knew the outcome of your play before you were even born. But, as far as having a direct influence on how your play ended, no. He has no respect for "lotteries'. They drew "lots" for His Son's clothing at His death. It was not a good thing to do. Even though there was no money involved, principles are principles.
2006-08-30 04:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lizzy Z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always tell everyone at the table that Jesus is on my side when I play poker... The true humor is that I'm agnostic.
2006-08-30 03:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by mixwithanything 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lady Luck must have been sitting on your shoulders, pity it wasn't for money you could have been laughing all the way to the bank!!!
2006-08-30 03:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by voddielots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank god there wasn't any money on the table. some hustler(s) let you win so that you will bring a big wad of cash next time.
2006-08-30 03:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by dogstyle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my experience there's no such thing as luck...
2006-08-30 03:33:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for your penence say thank u to the laws of probablity.
2006-08-30 03:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by meta-morph-in-oz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank yourself.
you are god.
We are all god, If we are not part of god, then what are we ?
2006-08-30 03:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by al 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u better thank man! else u wun win ever again!!!!
2006-08-30 03:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by juz boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋