We have decided to economise so she has suggested that i give up my weekly case of beer at $25. I then catch her spending $70 on make up. She informs me that this is what she needs to look beautiful for me.
I tell her ,that is what the beer is for
2006-08-29 19:54:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hilarious really
2006-08-29 19:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by mercedes1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, yes she should not of spent $70 bucks on make-up, but you don't dis her like that. It may have been funny to you but we woman are senstive at times and need to be talked to sweetly. If you want to drink, comprimise and take the drinking down a notch by starting only every other weekend.? And try thinking about the jokes you make??
2006-08-30 03:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont Tell me???? You gotta be Kidding ? Did this really happen?
Well if it did I think she is a bit selfish. N in a way so are you....
Just apologise let her have her make up n you have your beer (on the sly)
2006-08-30 03:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Buyakasha 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's kind of like the guy who bought 4 new tires. His girlfriend said "well that's stupid, you don't own a car." He said "well, you buy bras." I know that's extremely sexist but I think it's kinda funny anyway--plus it's the only joke I can remember.
2006-08-30 03:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by phoenixheat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. good answer. i personally find that pretty funny. i'll tell you knwo though thats not what most women want to here. its implying she isnt beautiful. only a few women would be ok with hearing that and there arent very many women like that
2006-08-30 02:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by oxenofterror 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who does your gf have no sense of humor?
because she's not me!!
you made me laugh anyway...
your gf is reasonable... when it comes to make-up... im a girl.. its a must for us to be presentable... about your beer... beer will not do anything good to you... the tendency is you'll have protruding belly...do u like that?
2006-08-30 03:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by heavenlyDemonic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think she took it personal.. and i am sure you did not mean it. but men tend to say things all the wrong way....lol you should go tell her that you meant nothing by it coz "YOU SEE HER SO BEAUTIFUL THAT YOU SEEN NO PROBLEM WITH HER LOOKS SO THERE FOR YOU WAS STUMPED AND DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO ANSWER..BUT TO BE A MAN AND PULL OUT THE HUMOR
2006-08-30 02:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by ladonna b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. And you save $45.
2006-08-30 02:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch...that wasnt funny, dude
you were supposed to say that she is beautiful without the make up
2006-08-30 02:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most people don't like it when you call them ugly. If it's any consolation, I thought it was funny.
2006-08-30 02:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if you told her a joke that was actually funny, she might laugh...
2006-08-30 03:00:10 · answer #11 · answered by kitty fresh & hissin' crew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋