This man and this women were in this elevator.
It was there last day to live so the women
goes make me feel like a women for one last
time so the man takes off his clothes and says
here FOLD EM !
2006-08-29 18:55:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bonnie?!!!!!!!!!..i'm doing just fine..how are you girl?? long time ..arghh no see! nice seeing you again...t/c
thx 4 visiting..L4A
2006-08-30 14:44:04 · update #1
I remember this joke. Not bad.
Hi Dil. I'm visiting my old answer haunt. How are you?
2006-08-30 14:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by Bonnie ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for you.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame is running down the street, chased by 20 kids. He turns round & says "For the last time, I haven't got your bloody ball!"
The Hunchback is retiring by the way. They're giving him 20 years back pay.
In a lump sum.
2006-08-29 19:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman found an old oil lamp
She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie.
The genie says to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp.
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"
The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"
The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account,
and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"
The woman says, "I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a brand new
Rolls-Royce, please!"
The genie says, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage , and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces.
What is your third wish?"
The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove one
of my kidneys, please!"
2006-08-29 19:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by alya m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alaas there were no iron in the elevator otherwise could have asked to iron the clothes
2006-08-30 06:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You keep on giving us the same old jokes
2006-08-29 22:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me too!
how many women dose it take to change a lite bulb?
none the b-tch can cook in the dark
2006-08-29 19:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by sunistao 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmm.........
Why does it take 2 women with PMT to change a lightbulb?
BECAUSE IT BLOODY DOES OK ! ! !
2006-08-29 20:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by Bilko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww poor woman lol ♥
2006-08-30 03:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAha... and dont forget to iron.. hehe
2006-08-29 19:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...and she could have said ..'okay...and here, ...hold on to your your wallet till the end....'
2006-08-30 06:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋