A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise
some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold
him for ransom. She went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper
bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the
slide on the North side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents. The
next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to
a fellow Blonde?"
2006-08-29 18:40:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke, not one I had heard before, and I laughed even louder at the responses who said they didn't get it!!!!!!
2006-08-29 19:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha sturdy one. checkout this comedian tale: a woman posts an advert interior the newspaper that sounds like this… “finding for guy with those skills: won’t beat me up, or run faraway from me, and is large in mattress.” She have been given a lot of telephone calls replying to her advert yet one especially stood out. After giving the guy her address, he got here to her residing house. She commencing the door for him and the guy suggested, “hi, I’m Bob. I have not any arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the female says, “What makes you think of you're large in mattress?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-09-30 03:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by bugenhagen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a 'blonde?' At level 6?
2006-08-29 20:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love blonde jokes, come to that I'm partial to blondes.
2006-08-30 08:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess, Jessica Simpson was the first blonde, Anna Nicole Smith was the second?
2006-08-29 18:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA,HA, THAT WAS FUNNY THE LITTLE BOY'S MOM MUST HAVE BEEN A BLONDE
2006-08-29 19:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha it gets funnier everytime I hear it lol ♥
2006-08-30 03:58:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke, its so funny. Even though I've heard it a couple of times, its always good. :]
2006-08-29 18:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First time I have heard it. I'm a brunette so I kind of didn't get it.
2006-08-29 18:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by 9987 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dumb Blonde!
2006-08-29 18:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by Mhikko 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋