What is that funky smell?

Answer 1

Well, you see, once there was this lady. Her husband cheated on her and in the divorce settlement, he won ownership of the house. This was much to the dismay of the wife. So when she was moving out, she bought some shrimp. Of course the husband was not around while she packed her things. So with this shrimp, she decided to play a cruel trick. She took the ends off the curtain rods and stuck the shrimp inside. Well, the ex-husband and his mistress lived in the home with a growing pungent odor. They could not figure out where the smell was coming from. Who would think to check the curtain rods for a stinky smell? Remember, the wife is clever and put the shrimp in all of the rods so the smell just lived everywhere. The smell was too overwhelming for the ex-husband and the mistress, so they agreed to let the wife have the house. They moved out and took the curtain rods with them!! So the wife had her nice home back with new curtain rods and no smell.

So to answer your question, that smell is decaying and nasty shrimp stuffed in the curtain rods.

Answer 2

you forgot to change the cat litter or the baby needs changing, or the milk is bad, or you need a shower

Answer 3

Did you forget to take the trash out?

Answer 4

When did you last take the garbage out?

Answer 5

You mean that odd combination between semen and fart smell? Sorry, that was me...

Answer 6

Yeah, I smell that too, what is that?

Answer 7

probably some fungi growing in your groin region.. better get it checked it out before it grows into jock itch.

Answer 8

i think its the girl in the office down the hall; she should really close her legs!

Answer 9

A smell from your anus.

Answer 10

Go to sleep !