Preferably, the waiter would have a snappy comeback. Funniest answer gets 10 points! C'mon, I want to really LAUGH!
2006-08-29 17:10:58 · 25 answers · asked by a sock 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
waiter says "that is not soup"
2006-08-29 17:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Waiter comes to table asks what the problem is. the woman again exclaims "THERE'S A RAT IN MY SOUP" ! Waiter says, looking confused I'm sorry did you order it well done?...................Okay that sucked so bad, I have nothing !!!
2006-08-30 00:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Be quiet, or else everyone will want one!
Or
The waiter says "what is it doing in your soup?", to which the customer replies "apparently the back stroke."
Ba dum, ching.
2006-08-30 00:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
waiter replys
shhhhh not to loud everyone will want 1
2006-08-30 00:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is supposed to be: "Waiter - What is that rat (or fly) doing in my soup-?" The answer is - "The Backstroke!" Ok -- The Rat-Stroke !!
2006-08-30 00:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the waiter says" that's going to cost you extra"
2006-08-30 00:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Waiter says "get your finger out of there!!"
guy says "oh"
2006-08-30 00:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by Sally Pepsi 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"I thought Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano was in the Witness Protection Program!"
2006-08-30 00:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry sir....
That's all the meat we can find when america bombing our contry every single day since the end of the 10 years embargo...
2006-08-30 00:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by ycaruss y 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats not a rat... thats the cooks hairpiece.
sorry...thats all i can come up with on short notice.
2006-08-30 00:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by thecat 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋