Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
2006-08-29 17:07:22 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol my friends nameis johnny i gotta start telling him these jokes.
2006-08-30 12:37:02 · answer #1 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: "Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment it would freeze and stay like that." Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't forewarned."
The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting. When Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a small dot.
"What's that?" the teacher asked, puzzled.
"It's a period."
"Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know, but this morning my sister said she missed one... Dad had a heart attack, mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself."
2006-08-30 00:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor jonny tell his mum to put him some cold cream to feel it then remove and may b he'll know y does his mother does so!!!
2006-08-30 00:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet little johnny
2006-08-30 00:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha reminds me of pie for some reason I don't know why, I don't know how, it just does, and I want some pie now so .... ttyl â¥
2006-08-30 11:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhhh....thats soo cute! kids just don't know where to stop do they? I know, I'm the oldest of nine!
2006-08-30 00:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by bumble bee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are too funny! lol
2006-08-30 00:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one. LOL.
2006-08-31 11:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very perfecto
2006-08-30 01:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋