Jimmy is walking along the road and he bumps into a man with a small orange as a head.
"Wow. How did you get that small orange as a head?" he asked.
"Well, it's a long story...you still wanna hear it?" replied the man.
"Sure."
"OK. Well I was walking down this road a couple of days ago when I came across this lamp. Naturally I rubbed it and, sure enough, a genie appeared and granted me three wishes."
"Wow! What did you wish for?"
"Well, my first wish was for all the money I could ever need..."
"Did you get it?"
"Of course. My second wish was to have all the women I could ever need to fulfil all my fantasies..."
"Wow! Amazing! What was your third wish then?"
"To have a small orange for a head..."
:)
2006-08-29 17:00:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good good joke, dont think the others got the "Point" (orange??)Naughty naughty
2006-08-29 18:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Croeso 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2006-08-30 00:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10.
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2006-08-30 02:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL nice joke lookingforanswer 10/10
2006-08-30 00:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very offensive, my wife has got an orange for a head
2006-08-30 01:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, really daft but great. My favourite is...
A horse walks into a bar and says 'i'll have a pint'. 'No problem' says the barman 'but why the long face?'.
2006-08-30 01:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by Ethereal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i hope you got that when you first heard it . It's not that funny. Heres a good one......... A guy comes home to his wife and says "hey i wanna be king of my castle so for dinner tonight i want my favorite dinner pork chops and for desert i want apple pie." so his wife says " yes dear" so after dinner he says"now draw me a bath and you wash my hair and back" and his wife says " yes dear " then the man says " and you know who is gonna brush and blow dry it afterwards? " and his wife says " the funeral director " Now that's a funny joke.
2006-08-30 00:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by flo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol... its so weird its funny 8/10
oh ya... be afraid of the genies hehe
2006-08-30 00:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm giving it 9/10 v funny
2006-08-30 03:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dint get this one. Thnx for 2 points.
I m not gonna rate this one!!!!
2006-08-30 00:51:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋