2006-08-29 16:59:40 · 20 answers · asked by ast5792 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
sorry bout the typo
2006-08-29 17:00:13 · update #1
Pee your pants to distract them.
2006-08-29 17:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you admit to them all, right at the onset, that you are a pot smoking, hence brain damaged, democrat! And oh, ya, you will burp and most definitely trip and fall. People will sleep during your speech and I am sure most people are not looking forward to hearing you or what you have to say, form reviewing your posts!
2006-08-30 21:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humor allows you to recover the quickest. Just say something like "Well, I'd better hurry up before the rest of it comes up"...or "excuse me, I'm nervous and my lunch is trying to escape". Anything to take their minds off the actuall burb works the best.
2006-08-30 00:46:25 · answer #3 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, you say excuse me, don't miss a beat on go on with your speech, you won't be the first nor the last that had a burp in the middle of a speech.
2006-08-30 04:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humor is the key. You should excuse yourself, and try to be funny, joke about what you ate for lunch or something pops on your mind.
2006-08-30 00:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by pat c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a joke out of it. Say something like, my compliments to the chef or I shoudnt have had those onion rings.
2006-08-30 00:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by diaryofamadblackman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "excuse me" and know that now, you've definitely got their attention for the rest of your speech
2006-08-30 00:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by warasouth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say excuse me and continue the speech.
2006-08-30 00:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by Teacher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say "excuse me" and continue on with your speech. It happens, just excuse yourself and don't call any more attention to it.
2006-08-30 09:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by sylvia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a joke of it. I can think of worse places that sound could have come from! Make them laugh! They will remember you and your speech!
Good luck!
2006-08-30 00:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by ssbn598 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you say, "excuse me." and if it were me, i'd say something honest, yet funny and non-offensive, of why i was not able to control myself!
"you see what happens when you try and calm your nerves about giving a big speech by drinking a 20 oz of coke?"
2006-08-30 00:01:48 · answer #11 · answered by sexy law chick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋