This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.
"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."
He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."
"But ye fu*k ONE sheep...."
2006-08-29 16:46:41 · 24 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2006-08-29 16:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Slap Happy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha
2006-08-29 16:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
9/10
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2006-09-02 03:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, 8 out of 10
2006-09-05 06:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by kyungduckha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
0 out of 1000000
2006-08-29 16:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, that's not too shabby, I give it a 6/10♥
2006-09-05 04:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
never gets old!
100!
2006-09-06 11:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say thats a big 10 for sure! its really funny, i almost cried!
2006-09-06 05:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by 2shy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I feel sorry for the sheep.
2006-09-05 23:09:19 · answer #9 · answered by Daniellelelelelee.e. Yeah, that. 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10 lol nice nice
2006-08-29 16:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha
2006-09-04 08:36:58 · answer #11 · answered by chivasgirl3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋