who knows what their rejection lines actually mean?

Question

by women
I think of you as a brother=you get on my nerves and are always bugging me

there a slight difference in our ages=you are one Jurassic geezer who looked a lot younger in the nightclub

I’m not attracted to you in 'that' way=you are the ugliest loser I’ve ever laid eyes on

my life is too complicated right now=I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guy I’m seeing

I’ve already got a boyfriend=whose really my male cat and a cheap cask of wine

I don’t date men where i work=I wouldn’t even date yo if you were in the same solar system, let alone building

its not you, its me=its not me, its you

I’m concentrating on my career=even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than a jerk like you

by men
I think of you as a sister=you’re ugly

there’s a slight difference in our ages=you’re ugly

I’m not attracted to you in 'that' way=you’re ugly

my life is too complicated right now=you’re ugly

I’ve got a girlfriend= you’re ugly
I don’t date women where I work= you’re ugly

Its not you, its me= you’re ugly

I’m concentrating on my career= you’re ugly

I’m celibate= you’re ugly

Answer 1

Great comparison! Funny and the answers for women could be used by guys for comebacks too.

Answer 2

Lol! So true and so funny!

Answer 3

haha oh so true lol ♥