Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
2006-08-29 16:22:57 · 32 answers · asked by Zoe 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Why don't we do this with George W.?? Then, maybe HE could function are a "real" American. I don't seem to remember him going to war, or risking his life on anything except cocaine.
2006-08-29 16:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by Joey's Back 6 · 3⤊ 5⤋
dear zoe, what were you doing when you wrote all that? puitting on your hood to the clan rally? or were you carving a swatzika on your desk? i bet you have a big ol confederate flag in your living room. you must have some relation to hitler. probably the next dictator? maybe a corrupt supreme ruler? i don't know but that mustv'e been your life plan before you became a racist snake. you think that by shipping off people to war is the solution then you are alot ****** dumber than i thought. you have no respect the mexican race. all you can think about is how to deport my people, and obviously how ,much you would like to have them vanish off the face off the earth, and how much you hate them by sending them to a country with nothing, i reported yu of course, and for all your other racist questions, so i wish you a slow painful death you cross burner.
2006-08-30 07:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq."
LOL!!! I think I am in love with you!
2006-08-29 16:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by speakeasy 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Well, first off, hun, our troops have a job to do, so they can't drop it, and run to the border. Second, if you were to try, and make those greasy suckers work at anything, let alone WAR they'd change their minds about America pretty quickly. Most would anyway.
2006-08-29 17:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by John Z 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Forcing people to serve outside of conscription, what an anti-American concept. Your idea does not work in a free Democracy. What have YOU done to defend and serve your country?
2006-08-29 16:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, you at least must also give them the choice of taking the Monty Python-like catapult toss back over the border. Canadians too eh?
2006-08-29 16:28:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No because he will just use the training against us when he comes back give him a canteen and a kick in the pants and send him home. But take finger prints and a DNA sample so we can convict him when he tries to come back.
2006-08-29 16:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Great solution. But then Iraqi's will think all Americans drive around with their entire family of ten in a four door car, and wear pointy cowboy boots. Is this really the impression we want to give to the world?
2006-08-29 16:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Sorry Zoe
You Cant Arm Someone
That Has No Allegience To Your Country
They'll Turn Around And Shoot You
2006-08-29 16:28:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Good idea, except they would learn to fight and join with the Taliban in hating our guts. Then we would have professional terrorists supposedly citizens ready to launch on our soil once they all got back here.
2006-08-29 16:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by red dragon 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well thats nice... NOT.... I am an irish living in Australia and if I was forced like that to serve the Aus government I would hot foot it back to Eire... You cant make people do anything...And nobody owns the world ... We were all born in to it... and what does your government do anyway? thats right ...start wars just because they couldent swindle more free oil!
2006-08-29 16:34:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋